My Dick

bikinipowerbottom:

“She’s really pretty for a black girl”

“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

“She’s doing really well for a woman”

(via trust)

(via guccier)

(via void-function)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

I used to dislike being sensitive. I thought it made me weak. But take away that single trait, and you take away the very essence of who I am. You take away my conscience, my ability to empathize, my intuition, my creativity, my deep appreciation of the little things, my vivid inner life, my keen awareness to others pain and my passion for it all.

gummysharksundae:

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

(via timid)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via unretrieved)

totallyadhd:

amaloli:

amaloli:

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

(via poetic)

Me walking outside for 3 seconds (via andthesorcerersstoned)

(via llavendeur)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck it’s so cold holy shit what the fuck is this shit fuck fuck fuck fuck

dirty-diamondss:

This is important

(via llavendeur)

koalatea:

there are some things you just never really get over. like your first broken heart. or when disney channel got a different actress for the fourth halloweentown movie

(via dreambiggerlaughmore)

(via llavendeur)

(via giggle)

Oprah Winfrey (via psych-facts)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Trust your instincts. Intuition doesn’t lie.